I'm not exactly sure what it is with men. I mean really, only a man would come up with something as asenine as penis envy. IF anything, it's clearly the other way around. Generally if I'm out and about, and there is a stray penis I might look out of morbid train-wreck type curiosity, but I'm gonna look away. If there are boobs out in the open, men gape, and without regard to anything else that might be happening around them. I think it's boob envy, and they are just too insecure to admit it.
What brought on this line of questioning? My 9 month old son is already a full on man.
His little butt started seeming slightly chaffed so I gave him a good dousing of powder. I put some on the penis too, and thus developed his new bad habit. If his diaper is off for more than 2 seconds, his hand is on it. I have to pull his hand off because he's clutching to it like it's a life preserver and the Titanic just went down.
The first time he did this it was just "Oh, wow where did that come from?" By the time I got the diaper on, he was saluting. Let's just say his daddy was more than amused. He even cheered him on. (Check double standards here, as there is no way he would cheer his daughter in the same fashion)
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For now, I let Roark touch as much as he wants. I'm afraid that if I make a big deal about it, he'll get obsessed about it and do it more later.
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